guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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