Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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