Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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