talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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