I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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