then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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