used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Every concussion has its silver lining
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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