did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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