Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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