i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
this is an emotional support booty call
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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