i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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