I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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