I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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