I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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