My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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