It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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