I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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