spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We left the knife in your bed.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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