so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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