Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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