So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
where does the pee come out of this thing
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
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