The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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