My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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