i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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