im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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