Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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