He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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