I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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