I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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