a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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