Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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