i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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