Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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