chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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