She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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