well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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