ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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