We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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