but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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