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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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