She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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