He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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