I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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