what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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