Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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