I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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