how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
