Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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