Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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