Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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